Hello, hello, internet friends. I apologize for this post not being up on Monday–I was down and out with a hearty case o’ the death plague. It was no good. But you know what is good?
There are two more Drunken Debates videos from me and Katie’s first session that I’ve been saving for a rainy day. Today was arguably more snowy than rainy, but here they are nonetheless.
You won’t want to miss these, because they are both on subjects near and dear to everyone’s hearts. Should men have chest hair? Should they not have chest hair? Should women have long hair? Should women have short hair? I don’t know why we talk about hair so much, but a friend of Katie’s suggested a number of random debate topics to us and apparently she cared passionately about hair.
Two things I would like to clarify upfront:
1. I don’t mean to say that everyone without chest hair is a young boy, just that young boys don’t have any. This, in drunk speak, does not translate per se.
2. No, I cannot explain that rather inexplicable brain meltdown in the second. Don’t ask me to try. I’ve got nothing.
So, who won? Any future topics you’d like to see us debate?
Also, in case you missed the first batch (blasphemy!), here’s the link: Drunken Debates.
Because Katie and I have nothing better to do with our lives than to drink and happily bicker about nonsense, we decided to make a Youtube series out of it. Introducing… Drunken Debates!
The premise is that we pick a random topic, get drunk, and then flip a coin and argue for whatever it tells us to. As you can well imagine, things get weird fast.
Also, I got super sick the next day, so I hope this fills you with jubilance and that my sacrifice was not in vain.
After you watch, let us know who you think won. And, as you make your decisions, be sure to bear in mind that Katie is a baby-stabber.
Would you like to know what Katie and I spent last Friday night doing? You’re about to find out.
I don’t know how many of you are familiar with the delightful Hannah Hart and her youtube cooking show, “My Drunk Kitchen.” The premise is to get drunk and make shit in the kitchen.
This is what happens when Katie and I do that.
Enjoy our tomfoolery and find yourself in the mood for further hijinks?
See more of Katie here:
See Hannah Hart’s inspirational drunken cooking at “My Drunk Kitchen”:
Featuring: Ann, Shawn, Mom, Katie, Maia, and a special guest voiceover from Grant
Awhile back, Shawn celebrated his 7th birthday. By awhile back, I mean this past February. Yep, he’s one of those fancy-pants leap year babies, who only gets a real birthday once every four years. Needless to say, turning seven was a big occasion. My mom attempted to celebrate by buying Shawn balloons. Little did she know that she had unwittingly purchased the worst balloons anyone has ever invented ever. Because, you know, it seems like balloons only have to serve one function: to inflate. Seems easy enough, right?
Just watch what happens when the following brave souls attempt to blow one of these stupid things up. Will any of our valiant heroes succeed? Will the villainous balloon prove unvanquishable? Is unvanquishable even a real word? Only time will tell. Time, and watching the following videos. Enjoy!
Round 1: Ann vs. The Balloon
Round 2: Shawn vs. The Balloon
Round 3: Katie vs. The Balloon
Round 4: Bicycle Pump vs. The Balloon
Round 5: Maia vs. The Balloon
Unvanquishable is totally a word. As in, that balloon appeared to be unvanquishable, UNTIL MAIA CRUSHED IT WITH HER MONSTER LUNGS. OOOOOOOHHHH, SNAP!