Aggressively Anti-Nature Spring and Summer Wear

By Shawn

It’s been a long winter, but the weather’s finally getting nice in New England. I imagine lots of people are gonna be out today enjoying the first 60 degree day we’ve had in ages. But just because it seems like spring is finally here, that doesn’t mean we should forgive the natural world for the eleventy-billion blizzards it decided to throw our way. Some sort of protest is warranted. Now, just staying inside seems like cutting off one’s nose to spite one’s face.  What we need is a way to enjoy the great outdoors while simultaneously showing nature exactly what we think of it. In that spirit, I’d like propose a new line of belligerent spring and summer wear.

Let the angry fashion show commence:

 

Wilderness is Raw Material for Man's Industry

fuckyourain

beautydoesnotinhereinnature

sunglassesfinished

This winter was terrible.  Never forget.

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