Today I was cruising around Pinterest, and this appeared on the clothing board of a fashionista pinner I follow:
Yeah, I know. That was a lot to process. Let’s try that one more time, shall we?
Stop. The. Presses. What is going on here?
Now, on the one hand, you could view this as a misguided attempt at “artsy-ness” meant to evoke the texture of the sweater. On the other hand, you could take it at face value and embrace the newest fall fashion trend.
Face it, ladies and gents: brown is the new black, chevron is the new polka dots, and live animals are the new fur.
I know what you’re thinking: “But, Ann, how am I ever going to afford the latest designer lambs?” But never fear, fashionistas, even if farm animals are out of your budget, you can embrace this new trend with this easy DIY substitution:
Your willing and/or unwilling household pets.
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE OF FASHION, BITCHLETS:
If your cat begins to grow restless, just find yourself a new way to cat-ccessorize.
Incidentally, cat-swept is the new wind-swept.
And if your cat gets too restless…
Then it’s time to find a new animal to accomodate your fashion-forward needs. Check it, yo.
Problem solved. No more excuses, folks. Time to get TRENDY.
On a side note, I’ve started saying “bitchlets” as a term of endearment. I regret nothing.