Sriracha Sauce is Crack Cocaine

By Shawn

Shawn: Hmm, maybe I’ll buy some Sriracha Sauce just to see if it’s any good. Heh, as long as I don’t end up like one of those people who puts it on everything. I really don’t get that.

(Two weeks later.)

Shawn: Out of Sriracha?! HOW THE DONKEY BALLS AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS OATMEAL?!?

5 comments

    • siblingandcharybdis

      That is an excellent article. I agree Sriracha doesn’t belong in the eyes. I can’t speak to the other location, having not performed the necessary experiments, but I confess to being open-minded on that point. –Shawn

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