Shawn: Hmm, maybe I’ll buy some Sriracha Sauce just to see if it’s any good. Heh, as long as I don’t end up like one of those people who puts it on everything. I really don’t get that.
(Two weeks later.)
Shawn: Out of Sriracha?! HOW THE DONKEY BALLS AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS OATMEAL?!?