The Best Band-Aid Ever.
This weekend I hurt my knee. Am I sad about it? No way. Guess why.
Sike. You don’t even have to guess.
BAM. HERE’S WHY:
Yes, that is my knee.
And, why, yes, that is a mustache band-aid on my knee.
My kneecap just went from injured to distinguished. I have a kneestache. Problem solved.