Shawn: Fine, tell me it’s a bad idea, but when Real Boy goes up on Broadway and I say “I told you so . . .”
Ann: No, let’s get something straight here. Real Boy is not going up on Broadway. Because it’s your idea for a musical about a transsexual Pinocchio. No one will watch that.
Ann: Shawn. No one.
Shawn: People liked Transamerica.
Ann: Do you see how this is not the same as that?
Shawn: Did I tell you my idea for one of the musical numbers? It’s entitled, “I Don’t Want to Have a Woody.”
Ann: WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS?!