“Real Boy”

Shawn: Fine, tell me it’s a bad idea, but when Real Boy goes up on Broadway and I say “I told you so . . .”

Ann: No, let’s get something straight here. Real Boy is not going up on Broadway. Because it’s your idea for a musical about a transsexual Pinocchio. No one will watch that.

Shawn: But—

Ann: Shawn. No one.

Shawn: People liked Transamerica.

Ann: Do you see how this is not the same as that?

Shawn: Did I tell you my idea for one of the musical numbers? It’s entitled, “I Don’t Want to Have a Woody.”

Ann: WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS?!

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