Ann (A): Hey, what’s this on my wardrobe?
Shawn (S): Uh… what?
A: There’s a little piece of something on my wardrobe. It’s either chocolate or eyeliner.
S: If it’s on your wardrobe, it’s probably eyeliner.
A: I’m gonna taste it.
S: Ann, please, don’t.
A: It might be chocolate.
S: That doesn’t mean you have to eat it.
A: I have to know.
S: Ann, really, I don’t think–
A: (spitting sound) It was eyeliner.