Ann Leaves Darwin Speechless #1: Chocolate or Eyeliner

Ann (A): Hey, what’s this on my wardrobe?

Shawn (S): Uh… what?

A: There’s a little piece of something on my wardrobe. It’s either chocolate or eyeliner.

S: If it’s on your wardrobe, it’s probably eyeliner.

A: I’m gonna taste it.

S: Ann, please, don’t.

A: It might be chocolate.

S: That doesn’t mean you have to eat it.

A: I have to know.

S: Ann, really, I don’t think–

A: (spitting sound) It was eyeliner.

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